I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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