If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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