I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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