In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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