So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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