I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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