All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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