Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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