dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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