Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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