It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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