Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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