i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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