that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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