she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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