her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he laminated a picture of his dick.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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