I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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