He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I will be naked everywhere
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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