you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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