Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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