Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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