But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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