it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I believe in your delicious
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Randomize
