I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize