One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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