i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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