i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have fence marks all over my body
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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