Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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