The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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