That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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