stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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