So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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