I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
