its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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