My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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