Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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