Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We need a shit load of segways right now
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
