seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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