I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
