I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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