She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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