Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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