Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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