Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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