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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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