I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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