I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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