it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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