she smelled like a LAN party
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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