Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize