Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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