Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im about as happy as oj after his trial
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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