we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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