Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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