Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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