I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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